grimeclown:

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

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vriskanon:
“ hentaikid:
“ avelokadrawsguts:
“ vriskanon:
“ wizardshark:
“ vriskanon:
“🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE
”
HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS
”
The thing that gets me about this
The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS
Each sentence is so...

vriskanon:

hentaikid:

avelokadrawsguts:

vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

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Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.

Isn’t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn’t invented yet. Lacks realism.

You’re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented

(via okamiofficial)

theghostofsomethingorother:

toastpotent:

scumfuckus:

scumfuckus:

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

your dad is a fucking innovator

hey for no reason whatsoever at what age would i completely hypothetically be able to murder jeff bezos

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